Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Rectal Ventriloquism

Someone's at it with their loud power saw again. I can make that sound, too. I just have oatmeal for breakfast, eat it fast, switch on my amp and plug my mic into it, wait about twenty minutes, then, when I feel a gassy buildup in my colon, I put the mic up to my ass and let out one of those machine gunners with the volume set on about six. It can't be one of those singing farts. They're too musical.

Sorry. I wouldn't complain, but I'm trying to record a vocal track here. It's hard to make music when you're buried among so many noise enthusiasts.

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